Items tagged "Christmas":
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Santa’s Snobs.
Let me tell you how sick I am of hearing about Holiday Weight Gain..you know why you gain weight, because you look forward to eating in the holidays. What happened to those childhood wishes, the magic of Christmas that fills your hearts and not your tummies.
When have you heard kids in the school yard saying, omg I’m so excited for the holiday turkey I hear the stuffing is going to be divine.
Kids don’t look forward to food; instead they want to toboggan and open gifts. I say stop baking cookies for “santa” and feeding yourselves. Instead, bring the childhood magic alive, get out and play.
WARNING:
Toboggon-ners please Toboggan on a snowy hill. Injuries may be determental to major and special areas.
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And Go Home.
-M
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Dogs are not children..
Frankly, I am tired of people pretending that dogs are children. It is bad enough that I have to deal with them humping my leg when I come to an individuals’ house. But now I must accept having dog face on my mantle because some bloke feels the need to include them on the yearly Christmas card.
Let’s get this straight, I love animals just as much as the next guy. Infact, I consider myself a dog person. But if a person thinks that I will be fooled into believing that a pet is naturally part of the family – they have another thing coming.
What type of image would a person try to portray anyways. Two people get together and procreate to create a dog?
If someone insists on treating a dog as part of the family, then I insist on expecting gifts from them. None of this signing the dog’s name to my card crap. I expect a totally separate gift with all of the bells and whistles – and it better not be a doggie whistle.
You be the Judge..
-A ft. M
